I am officially on diet.

So much for all my entries on food, glorious food, i draw my inspiration from various sources that I would like to pay tribute to right here.

Inspiraone: Uncle Prem

Uncle Prem sat across me at The Rice Table today. He is a lawyer with a very good sense of humor well, this is part of the conversation that went between me and him today.

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Uncle Prem: How have you been doing?

Me: Yup. fine. having my internship now...

Uncle Prem: etc etc etc

Me: etc etc etc

[Here comes the part]

Uncle Prem: (as a matter of fact) Well I don't understand why people go on diets after going for buffet

Me: (Looking very proud) Well, I am one who doesn't.
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Right. Indeed, I don't diet after one buffet. But after so many buffets in these 2 weeks, I have to!!! Gosh...! I am piling on weight. I can feel it. At all the troubled areas of any woman's body. Arms, Thighs, Waist, Belly, Calf. Argh. Worst when you have had constipation for the past few weeks. Nothing comes out. That's why I am full of SHIT. I think I need to go to Slimming Santuary. But no money to go... Shit.

Inspiratwo: Ala Carte Buffet

Yes.. remember I had an ala carte buffet on the same day at Phin's?

Yes... on that very same day, there were 2 customers. Who looked like 4 people combined, and had a combined appetite of 16 men. The BOY. Note BOY is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never seen such a fat boy in flesh my life! I thought they only existed on TV cuz those people with weight and dietary problems are probably too heavy to move out of bed! You get it? He's one of those. And you should have seen his Mum. No doubt. From the same mould. I can't describe how big they are. It's up to your imagination, and perhaps beyond it. And the irony? There was a woman they were with, and that woman is pint size. And she looked even pint-er when sitted between the mother and son.

Chef Tang came out to talk to us (cus he knew my aunt and uncle)... Gosh... Shakes head. He told us that everytime this mother and son come.. *lugi*(that means lose money) This boy ate a record 17 Mango Puddings and I tell you, I was struggling with mine after all the food. And you know, Mango Puddings are not his dessert. They are his between-meal snack. He will order plates of prawns, and chow down, then he will order his dessert, then he will order his prawns again... The cycle goes...

Inspiring???

Yeah.

Inspirathree: Jap Buffet

Yes... yet another Buffet @ Ikoi. The only place I managed to find Jap Buffet. argh. all I want to say is that I just had it on Fri night and I ate so much my skirt was so tight... luckily it's a flare skirt. Yes, the skirt that I wore in the morning with the price tag in tact.

Inspirafour: MYSELF

YEs, I've straightened my thoughts. Being employable is not enough. I ought to be marriageable as well. And knowing all the men, and not only the Singaporean men I'm talking about here, I think I'd better shape up. Ok. I mean shape down

That's all.

My meals are going to be like that for the next 2 weeks.

B-fast: A Hearty b-fast
Lunch: Watermelon & Apple
Afternoon Tea: Calcium Biscuits
Dinner: Light stuff. Less carbo, more vege, more fish.

General: No red meat. No pork. Less rice, less noodles... (argh.. tough)

And I will also try to hit the gym, which is impossible this week cuz i am packed every night with BLOODY MEETINGS (I HATE MEETINGS!!!). So next week ok!

I am officially on diet, starting tomorrow.