I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I didn't do this when I was bored. I wanted to do it. It was part of my plans... So here goes. An anatomy of myself.

Put an X next to the option you identify yourself
with..
[ ] I wish I was a different ethnicity.

Nah... I like my colour. Goes well with the clothes I wear.

[X] I have an eating disorder.

Yah I do have a problem.

I eat way too much.

And the fact that I bloat is also due to dieting problems.

[x] I am short.

I think so! Shorter than my brother at least

[X] I am tall.

Why not? I'm taller than my mum!

[ ] I think I'm really attractive.

Shucks... low self esteem surfaces. If I am really attractive, why the hell am I single!?! Being good looking plays a part. Looks play a part OK. Let's FACE it.

[x] I prefer winter over summer.

Of course!!! Cuz there is no winter in Singapore... Well we always prefer to have those things that we don't have rather than those things we already have don't we?

[x] I am a geek.

Can't you tell?
Need I proclaim?

[ ] I am a shopaholic.

No. I just go for retail therapy now and then but I am NOT a shopaholic. Cross my heart.

[ ] I am reasonably intelligent.

Make it "I am unreasonably intelligent". I'd prefer this.

[x] I am attracted to girls.

OH my goodnessssss..... sammi... Zhang Ke Yi, CHUI ZHI YOU(korea) and this Jap Star sorry I forgot your name... All got HIGH Cheekbones and so damn pretty can....

[X] I am attracted to boys...

Can't you tell I am obsessed with Kimura Takuya and Won Bin?

[x] I like British accents.

Certainly! I am obsessed with British actor Colin Firth even. Give me Queen's English. I'm beginning to catch the Australian ones soon. Give me a few more meetings with Michael. OH DARN. I need to meet up with him soon.

[ ] I smoke regularly.

Please get smokers out of my way. It is not a request. It is a DEMAND!

[ ] I smoke socially.

If I go for social meetings regularly, and I smoke everytime I go, don't I also smoke regularly? Repeated Question.

[X] I drink socially.

I drink everyday.

[ ] I drink regularly.

The questions can be smarter...

[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.

Shit. How would I know if the guy is a bad kisser until I date him. No logical sequencing.

[ ] I've lied to avoid kissing .

no comments

[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.

WOW. That's madness. I don't have so much hair to drop. I comb it only once everyday.

[x] I am religious.

I religiously blog and watch TV.

[ ] I am not religious but have morals.

Oh... this is a question on religion? Well... I'd think so, after going through Moral Education and getting A for it... I've got intelligence too for getting an A for Moral Education.

[x] I lie frequently.

Well... I'd just like to add, despite writing this that, I do have morals.

[ ] I am impulsive.

Nah... I'm more indecisive than impulsive.

[ ] I am hardworking.

That reminds me... I'd better step up on my work!

[ ] I am good at History.

Well... took History at A Levels... But this is all history now. So...

[x] I enjoy taking pictures.

Yah! Definitely! Was from photog club in JC! And my photo of a softballer sliding onto his base got selected into the yearbook can! Proud moment. Another photo of some OGLeader also got into the yearbook. Those were the only 2 events I covered. One the softball finals whom we clinched silver.. lost to Hwa Chong... and also the Orientation.

[x] I like spending money on myself.

Why do you think I work so hard and try to save?

[x] I like spending money on others.

Of course!

[ ] I have a regular income.

I have a regular deficit.

[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.

Yeah. Freelance emcee if you need me :)

[ ] I pay my own bills.

Hmm.... I rely on dad and mum

[x] I rely on my parents for money.

Yah.... I am still a kid.

[x] I can cook.

I love cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanna cook this weekend man! I miss cooking....Wat's on this weekend? Lemme think about it :)

[ ] I enjoy cleaning.

Oh please... NO. Not at all. Cleaning leads to FLU for me. I'm easily irritated by dust... but i'd like to keep my things clean!

[ ] Tidyness is a must in my life.
[ ] I like clutter.

I don't know what to say about this, I'm somewhere in between a mess and a tidy.

[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.

Certainly.

[ ] I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
[ ] I enjoy Blonde Redhead.

Sounds really COOL, FUNKY, and being COOL and FUNKY of course I've heard of it!

Like real.

[x] I am fashion-conscious.

Yah I am conscious of fashion, but I'm not a victim to fashion.

Btw, I've noticed several times that I am a trend setter.

[x] I have good taste.
[x] People tell me I have good taste.

The testimonies say it all.

[X] I excel(ed) academically.

My golden days were in kindergarten and primary school. I excel(led) academically.

[ ] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential.

Never been told but I feel and I know...

[ ] I am good at sports.

Not too bad I watch quite a bit of sports...

[x] I am good at certain sports.

Yah... anything but a spoilsport

[ ] I couldn't do sports to save my life.

Well, I need the help of a doctor to save mine.

[x] I am creative.

I would say I am wacky, freakish and eccentric.

[ ] I am artistically inclined.

SHIT. I can't draw for NUTS!!! Playing Yahoo Graffiti with me is a horror.

[ ] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.

I grew up.

[x] I eat when I'm upset.

I eat when I'm upset.
I eat when I'm not upset.
I eat anytime.
I eat all the time.

[ ] I cannot adapt to change.

I CHANGE things and things change me. I don't adapt to change. We change together...

[ ] I am interested in politics.

Don;t really like gossiping and backstabbing. But on a national level, politics are beginning to interest me as I have grown up.

[ ] I have shoplifted.

No. Against my morals and the laws. I am a law-abidding citizen who breaks the law only in the form of jaywalking everyday.

[ ] I download MP3s.

Used to...

[ ] I have done underage drinking.
[ ] I have gone underage clubbing.

Nah...

[ ] I can dance reasonably well.
[ ] I can dance extremely well.
[ ] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.

One line finishes it all: I can't dance for NUTS!

[x] I can sing.

but i can't whistle...

[ ] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.

I don't sing when someone steps on my feet...

[x] I can swim.

Can la... just that I can't float.

[ ] I enjoy surveys.

not really.

[ ] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.

not really.

[x] I keep a journal.

Is a blog a journal???

[ ] My teachers don't like me.

Perhaps... Perhaps... Perhaps...

[ ] I enjoy controversy.

Controversy... No I am a female. Nothing controversial about that.

[X] I annoy people from time to time.

Ask my brother, ask my father, ask my mother. And finally.... ask my room-mate. :P

[X] I think cheerleading is a sport.

Cheerleading is.... Wow... Yes. A SPORT!

[x] I have a temper.

Nah... I just have mood swings... and foul mood. But I don't have a temper. Really.

[ ] I dance in the rain.

Crazy. That is so irrational to do. I don't wanna catch a flu.

[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.

OH PLEASE, don't ask me to quote the BARD. Despite having read him for my literature exams, i am BAD at quotations especially the Bard. He is so hard to comprehend and yes, i am not obsessed with him.


And this's the end cuz i deleted a load of questions at the end of it... haha it's gettin boring, not adding value.. even the curve of entertainment value is reaching it's diminishing bits... Ugh