To borrow PPT's title for one her posts, I am a piece of shit. A very long one as well.

The truth is, I feel constipated. Literally, and figuratively. Down there, and up there.

Literally, it's been weeeeks! Ever since the start of my internship. The first week I remember Yongjia (my fellow intern) telling me that she constipated during her first week (she came in one wk earlier than me lah), cuz she said it's due to the change of environment. But now her nature's flush works fine. And since then, mine has malfunctioned (quite a strong word huh due to lack of vocabulary, let's just stick with this for the time being).

Its malfunction can be attributed to a few factors. One of which is insufficient fibre from insufficient intake of vege and fruits. The first few weeks food court not up and running yet, so didn't have the chance to eat vege. By the time it was up and running, Madam Constipation has already choked me. Also, always had to go somewhere after work no chance to eat at home, so didn't have the chance to eat vege too! And if there is no chance to eat at home, I don't get to eat fruits which I normally do after dinner. Hmmmm....

Somebody give me some ideas to de-constipate please!!!!! Nowadays, whenever I get the chance to flush, I relish every moment of it manz. Flusshshhhhshshs....... Slusssshhhh....... Hahahahah.

Figuratively, yes, I feel constipated up there too. Well if you have notice, I have written about so many things that the topic today has to be about shit. Well.

I am so sorry for making you come back to my blog all the time to see the same old post. I know you have been here at least half a million times and clicked on refreshed another half a million times, but in vain. You click on the X at the right hand corner, give a soft sigh, feel a little pang of disappointment, make an exit and wonder "When is she ever going to write again?"

Oh yes, I write as if I have a million hits every hour huh. Well... I believe I am getting there. I do believe it. Hahaha.