What's an antonym for Drought? Hmm... Harvest? No...


Sigh, I live in a country with not much climatic or calamatic upheaveal that my vocabulary of such related words are severedly limited. Or perhaps, I have just bad vocabulary. Period.


But anyway, this is my 2nd post today! Right after the Jay post! Although I know this appears above it and you would probably read it before reading the Jay post, so if you have reached this point and have not read the Jay post yet,


PAUSE.


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Scroll down to find the post titled "Joyful, Jayful Friday"


You may do so NOW, and return when you reach the end of the post.

Fun??? Haha??? I am so oh-mi-gosh-roll-eyeish-crappy. But I can't tell jokes for NUTS. And this is going to be a problem because next saturday, for Emcee-ing course, we have to tell Jokes. Yah. I'm not joking. Not at all.


Anyone who has ever heard me tell a joke at all should go right now, hmm... sorry ok too late at night. Go when it is open, Go to the 4-D or Toto or Strike or Singapore Pools or Turf Club to place a bet. Please. You're one of the luckiest person ever.


I can't tell a joke for nuts!


At this point, you might retort "Kidding... Michelle is quite humorous what..."


Thanks for your compliments, I am flattered.


The truth is, I s*ck at telling jokes... People don't laugh when I tell jokes... Shit. They only laugh when I do stupid things, or pass a lame comment. Think I'm mischeviously sneaky. One primary school teacher of mine, when I was in Primary 4, I think... said this to me, right in front of the whole class when we were all sitting on the floor listening to her teach. "You always have something up your sleeves." I searched in my sleeves, feeling a bit apprehensive... no, I didn't hide anything there... but anyway, I don't know why she said that of me!!! Am I a Sneaky Dicky or what?!?! Gosh... Then I asked her back what that meant, and she said Mischievous. (pardon my spelling. whatever..!) I think I could be mischievous. I still am! Pulling a trick on my dad, mum and bro (the latter is my permanent victim who introduces me as someone who "has a mentality of a 12 year old although she's 21" to his friend. Thank you.)


Oh! Ok sorry, enough of rambling, back to the point. Aiyah, I can't tell jokes!


Help!!!


Ok, don't worry.. you have 1 week to research and rehearse your jokes such that it sounds natural... Maybe I shall type "Humorous Techniques" which I shall do so right now............xxx..........ooohh! I found something good! Anyway... Shall take a look at it later :)

Anyway, Think I'm more of a "Situational Joke" person, someone who cracks a funny liner within the context. I can't joke for the sake of joking, and I'm more of a deadpan kinda person... = "Cold Joker". Haha.. I know this guy, this senior who amazes me... During my orientation in year one, we were all blindfolded and made to walk 5 hours this manner in the wee hours of the morning around the school campus. For 4 hours, he kept us entertained by dishing out his wide assortment of jokes, riddles and all that. And this is the guy who made it to The New Paper, cuz he is an accountancy grad that earns what, $20 or $30K a month right? Awesome

Anyway, I shall hit the Bed now... It's been 1.5 hrs of blogging. Need to wake up early tomorroW!