Think I'm getting irritated for nothing recently.


Having prided myself for being very unirritatable for 2 decades, my irritation with a friend of mine last saturday made me realise that I have indeed become more irrtatable than before. After refusing to accept these, on afterthought, yes. I think I have.


Time to re-examine why.


Reasons can be attributed to... (Note: Reasons, not excuses)


1) 3 lonesome letters that, when combined together make a lovely acronym that stands for temporary depression, temporary irritation, temporary imbalance. When these 3 letters are read one after another, the effect is akin to hanging a "Out of Bounds" sign that is often seen outside a teenager's room. Nobody knows what is going on inside the room, yellow becomes blue, red becomes black. Like troubled teenagers, some PMS-ers wallow and wilt. The religious morning ritual of accenting our features turns from ritual to chore.


Temporary it is, this situation that happens for as little days as its acronym suggests fails to explain the phenomenon that lasts from the 1st of jan to the 31st of dec. So,


2) Impatience.
How about getting impatient with impatient people? That's quite something yah? Yes, it happened to me. You know, those assholes who stand right in front of the MRT door, failing to regard the slanted yellow lines that are, excuse me, a shoe width thick?!?! If I happen to be standing beside them, i really feel like stepping on the back of their shoes so that when they take a step forward, they will trip and fall flat into the MRT. If I am in the train waiting to get out, I would be wishing that I have magical powers, and Hocus Pocus, with a shower of golden stars, I am armed with 10 shopping bags. Yes! And I shall shashay my way into the imbecile ungracious group of people who will be attempting to push me back but NO! They can't. Neh Neh Ni Bu Bu! Bleah!


*A Sudden thought. If I were a sociology student, I would do a project on GRACIOUSNESS in public transports. I would go and interview those that I see whose toes are stepped across the yellow slanted lines, who stand in the funnel, who refuse to give up seats, whoses asses are so big they can't keep them within their own seats. Peeved.


*There are 2 lines of "fault" here, apart from un-GRACIOUS people. Perhaps SMRT should review the way these lines are painted. Well, these lines are painted loooking like a funnel. Ok, symbolically funneling people away. BUT, in a funnel there's always a bottleneck, and yes, they've just created as many bottlenecks as MRT doors open. So, re-paint your lines, SMRT! Don't allow the un-gracious chances to bred! Well! Have a sudden urge to apply to SMRT. Is registration closed already?


Unfinished post, but time's up. Continue later.